Dog logic

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney



Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people.
- Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones



If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

- Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret