Smile

Sad
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Life
Erased

Letter to god

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward
it to the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the
Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax ... "

Don't take life so seriously

Dance......


Relax.....


Laugh....


Experiment...

Have a bubble bath...


And be happy........................!!!!

WORLD LAUGHTER DAY..!!!

Lock your tears
throw the key away
Be happy, enjoy the life

Melt the Everest ice
Uplift your beauty
Smile, inspire your senses

A lightning among the clouds
bringing light on the dark day
see your smile to be

Smile, Smile, Smile
One day, you will start laughing
Spreading it all around, coz'
Smile is Infectious...!!!

On the World's Laughter Day
Charge your Smiley Tissues
Spread the joy, be happy...!!!

Cats can be funny :P..

THOUGHTS OF HAPPINESS...!!!

the stars twinkling
the birds flying
the sunbeams shinig
the cuckoos singing
the peacok dancing
the little girl smiling
the flowers blossoming
the game winning
the raindrops tickling
the candles glowing
the nature enjoying
the water flowing
the friends gathering
the parents praising
the special ones admiring
the happy thinking

Are all the thoughts of Happiness..!!!!

this is the 50th post in this blog and i am glad that i am doing it...!!!
hope many more to come soon on this blog and many more smiles to hang around...!!!

The fools day!

Hey, wishing all a very happy fools day!! its the craziest month which is back.. friends, if u have fooled anyone or been fooled by someone, do share it here thru comments!! lets share the funny moments!!

cheers to all.. and this is ma first post here!
gr8 to be one among u all..!

KEEP SMILING..!!!

“Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile,
so when you are lonely remember it’s true,
someone somewhere is thinking of you.”

Smile

Dont try to find a reason to Smile....U become the reason to Smile..

Have a Gr8 Weekend

KEEP SMILING.....!!!!!

Carry a smile, all the while
World is sad enough, harder and tough
Your smile can bring a little change
It may bring the joys to atleast some

If no one reacts, nor atleast hears
If no one seems to notice and care
Still, with you caring little heart
Your smiles, give them all again

A smile can travel around Earth
And get for you those special returns
When all the world is smiling, and then
Lift your chin high and keep smiling..!!!!

ENIGMA OF LIFE...!!!

Remove all the worries
leave back every tension
Just carry a cute little smile
believe me dear
It can just create miracles...!!!

Smile with your eyes!

Few are more beautiful than those with a warm and natural smile. Smiling warms the hearts of others and ours too. Learning to create a warm and friendly smile that makes us feel better and cheers up those who see us enables us to increase the happiness in the world. Replacing a miserable expression with a smile benefits everyone. So use this technique and you will smile naturally. Come on! Give me a smile! I deserve it!
Here's how.
1. A smile begins with the eyes. Notice a twinkle, a feeling of amusement in your eyes.
2. Notice how they move naturally as it becomes a smile with the eyes.
3. You should resist smiling with your mouth. It will only grimace, so keep it fixed.
4. When you smile with your eyes, it will spread and your mouth will move naturally and easily into a genuine smile. Let the smile with your mouth come naturally when it is ready.
5. Beam with your eyes, and keep the rest of your face motionless until it breaks into a warm, friendly smile! And now you are smiling.
Stand in front of the mirror. See for yourself how this technique always works and makes you much more acceptable to others. Become a magnet of beauty! Smile with your eyes!

Smile

You know, what I’d like to see,
A smile on your face, staring back at me,
Your laugh, like bells, ringing in my ear,
Making me smile, through even a tear

Your smile makes me, in memories ensnared,
Back to those days, when we played without a care,
When neither rain nor shine, kept us apart,
Those good old days, when our friendship did start

Your smile takes me, back to those days,
When we fought for reasons silly, dreams we did chase,
When we studied, played, had so much fun,
Those good old days, when our friendship had begun

Your smile, even now, means the world to me,
It does make the world seem so free,
Through the clouds, the sun would shine,
The world maybe miserable, but I’d feel fine

Smile for me, my dear friend,
Lost in your smile, let me a moment spend,
Your smile, would make me smile too,
Another smile, that brings joy to you.

Pic: Google Inc.

PS: I couldn't think of a better title. If you can, plz let me kno!!

FUN UNLIMITED...

These currency notes are totally genuine..
After all,it bears the face of a magnanimous personality....
Valid across the world..

Vogue certainly has undergone a makeover,chubby model on the cover

Youngest astronaut ever...

COURTESY:http://www.photofunia.com/

P.S: Please continue to comment on lil' Priya's post(the previous post).

FUNNY QUOTES & SIGNS!!!1

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henry Youngman


Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were. - George E. Bergman


You guys line up alphabetically by height. - A sports coach


A celebrity is a person who works hard to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised - Fred Allen


Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free


Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi
We need your heads to run our business


At restaurant-gas stations:
"Eat here and get gas."


In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed!"

OUR HEMU

me: you and Hemu are chatting on my post?

:D

lena: yaaa do you mind? :P

me: no no..he is as much yours as he is mine :P

LOL

1:18 AM lena: yaa he is OUR Hemu :P

me: :D lol

* Hopefully Hemu wont mind :P :P

Double Trouble

Have you ever tried talking on two phones at once...??

I was talking on the landline with my sweetie. About an hour into the call, my cell goes tring...!! I look to find its the caterer I had hired. The smart thing would have been ask one of them to wait a bit, and attend one call...but oh no, I had to go try talking to both of them simultaneously.

Caterer: Hello Mr.V, I called to check if you wanted any change in the menu for the function(some puja).

Me: No. No change.

Sweetie: So, what else? Are we meeting for lunch? (I'd said yes 20 mins back, didn't u hear me!!?)

Me: Ya dear, our usual hangout...at one o'clock.

C: Are you sure? You said you might change it. I need to know for sure. (I said no, right?? Keep the phone moron!!)

M: Yeah, I'm sure.

S: Ok. Did I tell you I had my hair cut last week? (Oh boy, of all the silly questions to ask. I see her daily, as if she'd let go of such a topic on the second day itself!!)

M: Yeah you did. Its very nice.

Well...you guys/gals get the drift. I am in two way hell here, and to make matters worse, the bell rings to tell me someone's at the door. With one phone to my shoulder, and the other in one hand, I somehow get to the door. Some salesman. I hate salesmen. I put both phones down, and try n get rid of him. Persistent as they are, he kept trying n trying till I got steamed and banged the door at his face. I flopped down on the couch, picked up the phone.

M: Hey sweetie, I got another call. Could I call you back later??

To my shock,

Caterer: WHAT?? What did you say sir?

Bas, Vinay flat. Luckily enough, the caterer was my friend's mom. She was able to understand my predicament and didn't cancel.

Moral: If I ever get a job as a telephone operator, I need lots and lots of practice!! :)

My First Encounter

WITH MR. PHOTOSHOP :P :P

Nme the game

can anyone help me?? tell me what are they trying to play?? :P

9Xm...haq se!!

Here's ma first post......lol.

Kuch special hai...

so suno.. oops dekho..

Do u all watch 9Xm u muss be re .. so I am gonna write about the 3 groups of the mastii makers on 9Xm.


1. The Bheegi Billi....



His Intro in his words...

**Main hoon Bheegi Billi. They named me, college mein. I have few friends, my guitar and my Phati-kismet. Dono have been there with me at each step of my life. My dear friend, Phati-kismet is ekdam loyal to me.
When I go shopping, the shelves are empty. When I order for a coffee, dusht fly jumps in, to taste it first. When I offer my chahtri to a girl, the rain stops.


Poor Chappp!!

2.The Bade -- Chote Bakwaas bandh kar group.



**Idhar ka whole public calls me Chote and him Bade. Bade is my college senior. :)

I live at his place only.
I have infinite questions.

Abi enough! Before Bade screams, BAKWAAS BANDH KAR! Apun kalti marta hai.

Ma mastt guy I am the fan of chote...

3. The betel Nuts.. matlllabbh Paan Supaari...




Intro dekho
**We humbly greet you and take this opportunity to introduce ourselves to you. Ourselves, The Betel Nuts and we hail from the city of culture – Lucknow.


And on the passing note:


Door se dekha tho ande unchal rahe the
Pass ja ke dekha ganje uchal rahe the