Cute or Out

i had this incident when i had a interview with 2 gals :)..let me get into the whole scenario ...

let me give short names to the gals :)....1.G,,2.S

Entering into the hall of the interview i was full of tension and could not control my mind ...full of nervous ness filled in me :)...as i enter the hall ..wow...2 gals goin to interview me ...wow....let me explain how they were...G was modern with the jeans and tee ...wereas S was normal chudidaar type G was the team lead and S was the HR....

Me:hi Gud mornin...

G,S: Gud Mornin to u to :)..(with a big smile ready to kill me with questions :) )

G: So Hemanth u r comfortable in java ..

Me: Yeh sure..( i have lot of exp reading books :P)

G: What is Java ..can u explain in a sentence ..

Me: Java is a Programming Language (hahahah :P...gotcha)

G: not exactly wat i expected..why is java diffrent other then remaining programming language in a sentence pls...(hmmm...cat caught his tongue :P)

Me: its platform independent(is she kiddin me with silly questions ...or does she know java at all :P ..i think i should explain her wat java is after i get this job :P).

G:ok good,next ........

(there was rapid fire questions on java i was confused and there wer some mistakes as well..i know i am not perfect :)...lol))

after 15 mins of rapid fire there wer some personal questions asked ...:P...here comes the funny part..

G: Do u have Girl Friend

Me: no ...not till now(may be u want to become one :P...anyways my gf is not goin to do the job...y is she asking abt this huh! )

G:U r cute y dint u have one (heheh smiling in mind :P)

Me:Thank U ..no big reason...(r u single :P)...

G: am i a cute looking to u ..(gotcha)..

i was taken aback and so did S ...she to was confused with this question :O...

Me:numb.....(wat the hell should i answer now ....if i say cute she may think other way round...if i say no she may think i am being negative ...god help me :P...)

G: silence is not the Answer...u r job depends on the answer :D..

Me:hmmmm..(still thinking in mind wat to do...should i answer or not)...

G:(waiting to get u out buddy)

S: still in confused state :P..

H: ok ur cute if u wer my girl friend...if not ur just a friend for me :P....

G:mmm thought full answer ...we will let u know the result soon :P...

(S asked some normal questions abt my hobbies ,my pay scale to decide my package and things :) she dint confuse me )


At last i was selected and was in the team of G...actually she is really cute..:)..G if u r reading this...dont get me rong on that day...i was trying to pull ur leg as u wer doin to me :)..

hope u had atleast a small smile on ur face readin this :D...Have a Great Weekend ..:)..

Humpty Dumpty

I am the Humty Dumty

who sat on a wall

it is in central

which is a mall

trying to find a friend(gf)

who is not a gall(gall means cruel)

who should be cutey in heart

and even tall

she should give me her cell number

so that i can always call

if her bro knows this

i wud be having a hole in the heart which wud be small

did u even smile

if not smile now who knows i can hit u with a ball..:)..

PS: if interested my phone number is 0091999..