Tuesday, October 21, 2008

FUNNY QUOTES & SIGNS!!!1

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henry Youngman


Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were. - George E. Bergman


You guys line up alphabetically by height. - A sports coach


A celebrity is a person who works hard to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised - Fred Allen


Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free


Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi
We need your heads to run our business


At restaurant-gas stations:
"Eat here and get gas."


In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed!"

17 comments:

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahah rofl....priya dear those wer rocking :P...haha..


urs..hemu..

...nIShAntH... said...

great...
Cud not stop laughing for some quotes...

k.ø.c.h.ü said...

Priya! That was really funny esp de agatha stuff

Jessica said...

Omg-very funny! :)

lukkydivz said...

i needed this :) thanks baby

joiedevivre said...

hehe
woow
dat was gudd

Karthik said...

For some quotes i cudn't stop myself laughing!

Priya Joyce said...

@ hemz:

ha ha ...lol

Priya Joyce said...

@ nishant:

wow tats gr8 r u laffing still

Priya Joyce said...

@ kochu:

ye ye agatha's quote was reely funny

Priya Joyce said...

@ jessica:

ha ha ..
:)

Priya Joyce said...

@ divvi:

hmm ti's cool re
:)

Priya Joyce said...

@ joie
:) thankiii re

Priya Joyce said...

@ karthik:

oh! wow even i cudn't

Vinay said...

hey pj...
dat was awesome...
lolz+roflz!! :D

best was the sports coach!!:)

Priya Joyce said...

@ vinay:

ha ha lol
:)

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