FUNNY QUOTES & SIGNS!!!1

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henry Youngman


Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were. - George E. Bergman


You guys line up alphabetically by height. - A sports coach


A celebrity is a person who works hard to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised - Fred Allen


Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free


Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi
We need your heads to run our business


At restaurant-gas stations:
"Eat here and get gas."


In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed!"